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Karma’s so ungrateful. It’s getting real hard to tolerate her. Damn. Amy deserves so much better.

"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."
- Unknown English Teacher  (via 7ns)

(Source: swarthyvillain, via refreshingsanity)

The new episode of Carmilla though. I’m so torn because YES LAURMILLA IS READY TO SAIL but man, I’m so heartbroken for precious tall gay Danny that I just want to hold her.

"I care about you."
“I like you. I really do.”

Basically confirms that they were, well, dating.

And that Laura line, “…we need different things.”

Ended it right there. And im just… Don’t touch me

Okay but what if Bobbi is just the writers way of meeting us Skimmons shippers halfway like “hey guys u know we cant make Skye gay but we can do that with Jemma and here take Bobbins it’s equally just as shippable YOU’LL SEE IT’S TOTALLY SHIPPABLE SEE IT’S SHIPPABLE YOU’RE SHIPPING IT NOW AREN’T YOU”

i think that whatever ship we’re on, we all agree on one thing

Jemma Simmons is precious and must be protected at all costs

I think I’d do better with keeping up with shows if I lived on the West. This night routine work I’ve been doing isn’t working so well for my Tuesday shows. Ahh

Should we officially call it Tuesgay because all the shows

I ONLY KNOW IT’S TUESDAY BECAUSE ME DASH IS FULL OF JEMMA SIMMONS AND WHO THE EFF IS BOBBI AND WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENLY SHIPPING HER AND JEMMA AND WAIT NO SKIMMONS HUG LIKE AT ALL? I just woke up I’m sorry lol